----- Original Message -----
From: Haldir < haldominion@crazysexycool.com >
To: Lainie < ********@tiscali.co.uk >
Sent: Saturday, May 15th 2004
Subject: WE’RE FLYING OFF TOMORROW!!!!


Hi dearest!

It’s me again. Your one and only neighbourhood slut here for your very own emailing pleasure.

Elrond: Eh! Knock it off, meleth! (*E and H kiss*) Oh, hi Elaine. Elrond here. I’m typing over Haldir’s shoulder. (*H swats E away to re-conquer the keyboard space*)

Sod off E! I’m typing! ^_^* Anyway, sorry about that! Oh, just dropping by for a really, really, really quick update. Lost yet? Good! Cos I sure am! (*mock glares at E*) Anyway, remember when I said E was calling? It turns out that HE was on the phone with some Russian big-shot about some funny obscure business deal-

Elrond (interrupting): Hey! I resent that! It was not obscure! Don’t listen to him, Lainie!

(*E relinquishes control of keyboard and lets H resume typing and wonders out of the room.*)

O_o … Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, thankyouverymuch *glare, glare* E was talking to some Russian big shot who just happens to mention in passing that he knows the person who runs the whatever company it is who owns the Yamal. The company boss is the guy’s son-in-law or something. Apparently the Yamal has a coupla sister ships, and the Sovietskiy Soyuz will be available for booking.

Well, as it is, E had the bright idea of booking it, as well as the plane tickets and hotel accommodations and EVERYTHING! You know, everything. And our flight leaves tomorrow morning!!!! I’m not too clear on the exact details, but we’ll be flying somewhere to settle the paperwork and stay somewhere in some posh hotel before catching a train to the port… whatever port … in whatever bleeding COUNTRY it is that we’re sailing from.

Now you know why I ALWAYS, ALWAYS go through a travel agent. -_-*

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, Lesz is away at the moment, that’s why there’s all these flights and trains to catch. He’s off in damn, Poland? Is that where he comes from? Damn, I just cant remember these sorta thing. Anyway, (oooh, I hope I get it right!) his uncle’s wife’s cousin’s daughter just gave birth and it’s supposed to be a huge celebration back there, and so he asked if he could go back home for a day or two, and Elrond gave him the whole week off. You know, him being so occupied and all.

ANYWAY, that’s about it. I have *gasp* less than four hours to pack before he’s going to start hauling me out of the house and into the limo, so I had better start speed-packing. GRRRARGH!! You know, I have no idea whether to be SO MAD at him for being so stupidly, blindly, rashly impulsive… you know, it’s so ridiculous!!! You expect me to just *drop* everything I’m doing and go along with your stupid plans?!?! It’s so damn… INCONSIDERATE!!!!

And I don’t know whether to be furious about it or be taken in by it, cos on the other hand, it’s so…. so... so…. *squeal* romantic! *blush* And it’s so embarrassing for me to admit that I find it romantic, but I do. it’s like, an adventure! And it’s so romantic to just… you know… drop everything and leave on a holiday! And it’s so romantic of HIM to arrange it impromptu, just like that, without thinking!!! I mean, that’s ELROND you’re talking about! He’s Mr Control Freak, everything has to be orderly and all!! And for him to just abandon himself to the impulse is just so dizzingly romantic I …

And if you DARE mention a WORD of this silly ramble to ANYONE you are so DEAD!

Oh. So anyway, I’m leaving tomorrow. E says he’s called and arranged for emails and stuff to be beamed directly from the internet via satellite. O_o … Man, I know he said he would but I didn’t think it’d be as simple as a three minute phone call. *shudder* sometimes it’s almost scary how important he is. I mean, he’s not a public figure or anything, but surely the insiders know how big he is. *bites lip* And somehow it gets me worried. You know, I never realised how tough the security is around here. *shudder* What if something happens to him? *shudder*

Oh, and one last thing before I really must go. Elrond’s also getting the whole ship. As in, we will be the only two passengers on board. And apparently he’s old friends with the captain or something, and oh, it’s all so complicated! All I know is that it’s a blooming luxury liner, complete with spa and EVERYTHING and it’ll be sailing for us!!!

Oh dear. I really need to go now. My hands are shaking. I really need to find him and … and… oh, I don’t know, thank him… this is so amazing… elbereth, I cant take this, I cant believe it, I’m getting all sniffy and oh! I can hardly believe any of this… ever since we came back, it’s been all like a dream…. I mean, we do still get into misunderstandings, but… oh, I love him lainie! I’m so happy! I really need to find him, it hurts me that I’m not in the same room as him. take care of yourself, and send my love to everyone. Will try to write again soon.

~haldir.


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I pick all my shirts to be a little too… sexy
Just like all my thoughts always get a bit… naughty
When I’m with the guys I always play a bit …bitchy
Can’t change the way I am; sexy, naughty, bitchy me.